There once was a bald frog with a wig. He wore a wig because all the other frogs told him he was just like them and he didn't want to be "just like them." He wanted to be unique. At first he tried wearing clothes but they just got damp and smelly after his morning swim in the pond. Then he tried painting his nails red but then the other frogs told him he was gay. Then he tried the wig. First it was long and blonde, then it was short and pink until he decided, "You know what, brown and mid length will do me just fine." So he put on his wig and with so much pride, jumped into the pond, swam around showing off his new do. The other frogs looked in amazement as his locks floated around his face making him look majestic. He hopped out of the pond onto the grass and began to say something when a cat ate him. Moral of the story, don't wear a brown wig when you're a frog 'cos you look like a mouse.
